What is Q-News? Q-News is a monthly (more like bi-annually!) colour magazine published from various dank locations around London.
QNews is Britain's only Muslim tabloid,
each issue features slander and backbiting of other Muslims and Muslim
organisations we don't like - serves them right for not being us!!. We
are proud that our reputation for fitna in the community is unparalleled!
What does the'Q' stand for?
Historically, the Q stood for
our business practices which are "Questionable". We believe the mysterious
nature of the letter aptly signifies our dishonesty and refusal to be
straightforward with our readers. Today, the Q stands for many
things, queens honours list, queer to name three.
Who is behind
Q-News?
Q-News is funded by a sinister
combination of freemasonic forces and well-meaning naive subscribers,
who are at the mercy of a mediocre, shadowy leadership.Q-NewsInternational
Limited. The magazine was the first Muslim publication inch UK which wasn't
linked to one denomination or financed by one particular Arab country
and this continues today.Instead we shamelessly solicit funds from ANY
source!! - yes give us enough cash and we will allow you a couple of pages
in the magazine no mater how deviant or un-islamic your beliefs!
When did Q-News
start?
Q-News started in March 1992,following
an edict from the then Home Secretary who felt concerned by the proliferation
of "radical" literature amongst Muslims.He wanted a magazine that would
divert Muslims energies from more important matters and indulge them in
in-fighting and petty squabbles over minor issues. A cursory glance at
our magazine and the letter page reveals how wildly successful we've been
in fulfilling this remit.
What is the philosophy behind Q-News? The philosophy of Q-Newsis simple. Cause as much fitna as possible.
What topics does
Q-News cover?
Usually something with questionable
shariah basis. We particularly focus on the "arty" side of things - portraits
of human beings , pictures of women without Hijab, articles on "music"
film or TV reviews, etc. No wonder you've never seen us in your local
mosque!.
We also fill our pages with articles promoting un-islamic ideologies like
democracy. With a few notable exceptions the people who write our articles
are not ulema or people with much training in islam- we favouring
publishing any and every view of deen that peoples desires have produced
- who cares about misguiding the Muslims look at those sales figures!!
How has Q-News
changed?
Much glosser on the outside but the
same black -hearted cynicism,moaning and sui-u-dunn (having bad
opinion of other Muslims) on the inside. You cant teach an old dog new
tricks.
How can I contribute to Q-News?
If you have written an article on Islam
or Muslims on the Internet chances are you already have! We regularly
rip-off articles from these since it saves us having to write our own!.
Who are the regular writers and contributors to Q-News?
Q-News only has one full-time journalist
so it pads out its contributors with people who write articles for free
or have articles ripped off to make it look like a respectable magazine
What is theQ-News
Copyright policy?
We can rip off anyone's work (articles,
photos etc.) but if YOU dare use our work we come down on you like a ton
of bricks. "Any articles online are for personal use and not to used
again in another publication" ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
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